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Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Diary of a Mad, Black Blogger

Dear Journal,

I’m so glad Tera Patrick is doing other guys again, and not just her spouse. Like I said on a previous occasion, for the most part, no one wants to see hubby-wife porn star sex (unless they’re amateurs, maybe) over and over again. I don’t want to watch something that any conservative Christian group would sign off on (“Marital sex? Well, I guess that’s okay.”)

Besides, speaking of Ms. Tera only doing girls (in addition to her husband), I think lesbian porn is WAY over-rated, anyway. Sure it’s nice to see two women in one place - my reasoning being, one naked girl looks great while two naked girls look even better. But it’s hard for me to mentally insert myself in a porn scene (and isn’t that fantasy of being there the lure of pornography as a whole?) if there are no dudes there...

Remind me never to sign up for U-Rent DVDs ever again. What’s the problem with them, you ask? Their rentals take a whole week to ship to you (and I understand that I will always have that issue with outfits that are based exclusively on the opposite coast); and every single one of their DVDs were scratched up!

My initial shipment included 3 DVDs: one of them refused to play in my PS2, while the other two would start to play but would never finish (they would stall). When I tried to play them in my computer DVD-ROM drive, it was like pulling teeth trying to get them to play (I had to wipe the hell out of them). Meanwhile, two of them still refused to play to completion...

J, I think it’s time Taylor Wane and Dick Nasty disbanded their KSEXradio show , “The British are Cumming.” At first I thought that that Wane chick was hilarious and she was super fresh. She would give Nasty some good-natured ribbing, no big deal. Then all of a sudden a couple of weeks ago, she goes all psycho and starts saying these mean-spirited things to Dick. And through most of the ribbing up until and including the insults, he would just sit there and take her shit. He did fire back a couple of times, and Wane actually sounded shocked that he gave her what she’d been giving him all this time (“How dare he stick up for himself?” ).

I think those two have some serious issues bubbling underneath the surface, and they need to quit each other before someone gets seriously hurt.

And while I’m on the subject of KSEXradio, I’m still mad at myself for missing Katja Kassin’s appearance on the station the other day. It would have been one thing if she appeared on a show that I normally wouldn’t listen to. What gets me is that she appeared on a show that I listen to all the time (and it just might be my pet show that they broadcast), “The Porn Hunnies Smut Top 20.” Oh well, I’ll just have to make do with these pictures and clips of my favorite big-butted, redheaded, German porn star...





You’re such a good listener, J. We should do this more often. :)

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