Cumming to a Neighborhood Near You...

From the You-really-ought-to-get-out-more file, they’re opening up an adult store in Sioux Falls, IA and some people are getting bent out of shape about it. According to the member of the South Dakota Family Policy council, adult stores "...don't help families, they don't help the culture, they don't help the spirit of family and marriage in our city." Well, it seems like a certain somebody really needs to get laid...:) Why so uptight?

The mechanic that owns the shop next to the proposed adult store thinks that his future neighbor will bring in undesirable elements. To quote him, "I don't know if there's going to be protestors, but if there were my wife would be the first one to join them." Give me a break. If he’s spending the time at his new automotive shop (it just opened in April) that is needed to jumpstart the business, I’ve got news for him: his wife is going to be first in line at the porn store.